"Hank just loves concocting new mixtures of cleaning products. I like to think of him as a combinajanitorial chemist."
"Since we moved away from serendipity-led R&D nobody yells 'Eureka!' anymore."
"We got our patent for 'alternating diaphragm contraction and relaxation effecting pulmonary uptake and exhaust'. Now whenever anybody breathes, we collect a royalty."
